CORRUPT A WISH!!!

granted- you get nothing for rest of your life

I wish I was a leprechaun

Granted but your lucky charms got stolen

I wish I could make my own anime that was rated very high on overall anime

Granted but then the critics shoot it down

I wish to relive mayhem fest

granted, but the bands and the fans do not.

I wish i could put an end to all the fighting and not have to do epic battle to rank up

granted- have have to give sexual favors to seedy old politicians instead

i wish I was on a boat.... on a river

Granted, your on a heat resistant boat in a river of lava... but oh no! whats this? youve sprung a leak... the only thing you can use to plug it is your own mother, the love of your life, or your legs. None of this will hold for very long

I wish woa and sotk would get in an epic rap battle

granted, but its an epic battle of tug-o war and you are the rope

I wish I could make people orgasm just by looking at them

Pshht granted, youll never look at your family the same again

I wish i could summon a friendly sea turtle and have it go back to where it came from whenever i chose

granted but the turtle is a little too friendly

I wish I could think of a good wish

granted, but you realize it could never come true

i wish i could read minds... and fly... and have xray vision.... oh and invincibility...

Granted, but you die a slow, horrible death the next day.

I wish my next wish will come true and shall not become corrupted.

Granted but you wished for a slow horrible death so you and Lenny died the same day.

I wish I knew every language and spoke them and understood them easily and knew the difference between each language.

Granted, but you are the last man alive... thats right, your also a man in this wish.

I wish Rika would die with us, it gets lonely being dead

Granted, but you're burried in the same coffin and she smells like fish eggs, and you smell it all the time while you're dead

I wish for a patateo the size of the sun

Granted but it eats you.

I wish for lotsa money just for one of those easy and kinda boring wishes xD

Granted, but its all cursed aztec gold... etcetera

I wish Rika could find a pic that shes happy with and quit changing it every five minutes

Granted, but shes not happy with it and changes it every 6 minutes

I Wish i could make my own TV series as popular as family guy and nothing could go wrong with the wish

granted, on an unrelated point, you get in a tragic accident and your whole body is in constant pain

i wish i could talk to friendly turtles... only friendly turtles

Granted- but they don't talk back

I wish this forum would save posts when you accidentally refresh the page

Granted but it rewords everything so it screws it up.

I wish i wish for be able to learn every piano song I want in 5 seconds of reciving the notes and playing it perfectly

granted but your blind and deaf

I wish I could have my very own Gundam mobile suit

Granted, but its a suicide gundam, and every button causes the same thing, self destruct

I wish i could have any hairstyle on command, from bald to poofy afro and back again

Granted, but when you use the device it malfunctions and your hair is forever locked on "Jheri Curl"



I wish I had the PS3 i was supposed to have like 2 years ago >_<

Granted, but Proud Salmon III has jerry curls as well. I dont have a fancy animation, so enjoy this laughing goku

I wish i had a pet zebra

Granted, but the Zebra is albino.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 since my Proud Salmon III doesn't work anymore >_>