CORRUPT A WISH!!!

grante, you lose everything, your home, your family, your existance... everything.

I wish i was one of those super cool government agents... complete with head to toe body armor, a grappling hook, and sunglasses. And hair.

Granted but he came to beat you up.

I wish I wasn't tired all the time.

Granted
but you lose all your hair

i wish for $50

granted but when you try to spend it you are arrested and jailed for creating and using forged bank notes.

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

granted
but once you find out you are driven insane

I wish I was a super saiyan

Granted but then Broly shows up and kills you

I wish I didnt have a concussion from a certain person who decided to kick me instead of the person in front of them >_>

Granted, you didn't get a concussion from the kick, you just drowned in the sand you were buried in following the kick.


I wish I just got 300 dollars instead of the 200 that my grandma sent me

Granted
but the money belongs to the mafia and they they kill you and take it back

I wish for pie

Granted but its made out of chalk.

I wish only shows I liked were on the tv 24/7

Granted
but your television breaks

I wish I always win at Russian Roulette

Granted but your roof collapsed on you and killed you.

I wish I could have three more wishes 0.0

Granted

But they will not come true

I wish for a soccer ball

Granted but its flat

I wish for a Piece of Pizza

granted but it is twenty years old and covered in poop

I wish that kenshi murdered me slowly and painfully

Granted, I do it very painfully

I wish for the 4th horsemen of the apocalypse to come

Granted but the horse is lame and the horseman falls off and breaks his neck

I wish to see a fight between God and jesus

Granted, but its a fight over which level of hell you go to.

I wish i was the worlds greatest chef. then everyone would have to look up to me. Believe it!

granted, but your also the shortest, the world looks down on you. Belive it!

i wish i was afro ninja

granted, but afro samurai appears and kills you

i wish i had a guaranteed place in heaven

granted

but that place is cleaning the toilets

I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair

granted... but your a...wait... what? um okay, granted, youve got an abusive boyfriend... His name is Ted

I wish i was dating the perfect girl for me

granted but she's a walrus

I wish I could solve all the worlds problems

Granted but the pressure led you to kill yourself

I wish I could control time and space

granted but every time you try to use your powers someone you love dies due to changes you make in the past

I wish I could see through walls

Granted but you see something so horrible you go blind from the shock.

I wish for nothing.