CORRUPT A WISH!!!

Simple game you make a negative from a positive!

Example: I wish I had a pair of new nikes

Next Person:

Granted but now you're in jail because you stole them


It's that simple you just corrupt their wish!! Have fun!

I wish that I owned another dog...

Granted but it has rabies and bites you

I wish i had a remote for my tv

granted but your tv got stolen last night

I wish i had more money

granted, but your money is monopoly money

i wish i was famous

granted, you are paris hilton

Im gonna be the best hokage! Believe it.

granted but your people perform a coup de etat and you are labeled as worst hokage ever

I wish for a incorruptible wish

Granted, but your incorruptible wish was to have aids.

I wish I didnt have to go to summer school T.T

Granted, you drop out of school and become a construction worker or my butler or one of those poor people that pump portapotties (try saying that five times fast)

I wish i had a sixpack... of abs

granted, you have a 6 pack of Ab's world famous bear, but you can drink.

I wish i was anbu!!

Granted but you get sent on a suicide mission

I wish life was an anime =D (Psh, normal life is boring xD)

Crap I cant corrupt that xD thats my wish to... then your anime shall be >>; ummm Voltron! >:'D

Since you both wanna be an anime, Rika, your in a hentai rape anime,

and pollo, u can get a suicidal anime. SHAZAM!

i WISH.. FOR A BETTER KEYBORD

granted but your computer was replaced with a banana

I wish for bobzilla to eat me in the most painful way possible


(bobzilla is a huge blue albino dog/rabbit/cat thing that talks like scooby doo and eats people)

granted, but you survive. I guess... that wish was already pretty corrupt.
I wish Rika could fly

granted but she alway lands on you. (that was the best I could think of at 1:30 am)

I wish I had telekinesis.

granted but whenever you use it you fart uncontrollably until you stop using it

I wish I could be a super hero

Granted, but your power is that your intelligence is super human, and people start laughing at you and call you a nerd. Then you become a super villain and get beat up by all the other cool super heroes.

I wish.....I knew what to wish for.

you think of a better excuse but the excuse causes a fatal paradox in the space time continuum and the universe implodes

I wish I could be Chuck Norris

Granted, but I turn into Bruce Lee and kill you like he did in "The Way Of The Dragon"

I wish for world peace!

Granted, you are drafted into world war three, the final war to end all wars, where you lose both legs and everyone near and dear to you.

I wish Gamma could fly as well.

Granted but he uses your spinal column to create his wings leaving you attached to a machine to keep you alive

I wish for an un-corruptable wish

granted but its gay with genitle herpies

I want to be smited by BOBZILLA

granted but them he kills you

i wish kumo would get rid of his shoop da whoop sig

granted but now it haunts this post

I want nothing