Cripple Fight!!! (Gamma Vs. Lenny)

Gamma walks into the training arena. How unfolds the crumpled piece of paper in his hand, slowly reading it. "OK then, "Lenny", I'm here." Gamma folded his arms waiting for his challenger.

Lenny sat up with a unwanted grunt. A small pool of dust and rock rolled off his chest. "Mornin' Gamma." He stood up with a little struggle and shielded his eyes against the sun. A busy little stream stretched out in the distance behind Gamma, muffling Lenny's words. He had been laying in the shade of a big tree, waiting for his aquaintance to make his appearance. Now that he was here, Lenny began stretching a little, something that could have been concidered pointless for a big man. He planted a foot in the dirt, his sandles dug in and left an obnxious grating sound in the air. "Are you ready?" His foot twisted into stance, "locking" him into the sumo squat.

Gamma smirked as he saw Lenny sit up. "Long time no see. So I see you wanted to have a fight with me using only taijutsu?" As Gamma finished his question it seemed that Lenny wanted to get things started by getting into a sumo stance of sorts. Gamma laughed, "Ok then Lenny, lets do this!" Gamma ran towards Lenny and soon leapt into the air, hoping the sunlight behind him would shield him from Lenny's eyesight. Gamma extended a fist forward, aiming it towards the throat of the Walrus.

Lenny had a habit of getting to the point possibly a little faster than he should, but Gamma didn't seem to mind. He was hurtling towards Lenny as soon as the spar started. The sun made it hard to see, but lenny still managed a stout swat. He locked his hand around Gamma's and twisted his hip, slinging the genin by his arm out of the glare. He slapped the ground and charged after him. Huu!

Gamma braced himself as he was being swung around like a rag doll. Gamma was then sent hurtling through the air. Gamma regained him composure and flipped backwards in the air, landing on his feet sliding backwards through the dirt. Gamma looked up and soon saw that Lenny was barreling his way to him. Gamma smiled and ran towards Lenny and jumped up, sending a knee towards Lenny's chin.

The bovine hurdle didn't stop. If anything, it spead up as Gamma made his move. But Lenny had a move of his own. A move that, properly executed, would prove that even ninja cant make some things graceful. Lenny flopped. Momentum teaches us that something of great mass will keep in motion long after it stopped applying force. Lenny single handedly proved this, doing his best impression of a steam roller as he tumbled under Gamma's outstretched knee and into his other leg. The bizzare act would make the nin lose his footing. At least, thats what Lenny assumed happened, his eyes were too busy twirling in their sockets to see it, but he didnt feel an angry ninja under him. He used the roll to help him stand faster, a feat that might have looked like a skill if it didn't leave him fighting a dizzy stumble. He managed to get back into stance, scanning the twisting horizon for Gamma.

Gamma was taken aback by Lenny's increased speed. As Gamma connected with the knee it had no affect as Lenny pressed through it, causing Gamma to be sent tumbling into the air. Gamma held his hands out in front of him, grabbing a branch in the tree that Lenny had been laying in earlier. He then swung upwards, allowing himself to stand on the trre branch. "Whew! That was good Lenny, this fight is alot harder than I thought it would be." Gamma hopped up and down on the branch, causing him to bounce higher and higher into the. When he reached a good height he decided it was time for an attack. At the apex of his next hop on the branch he rushed towards Lenny. Instead of landing in front of him Gamma decided another course of action would be best. Gamma hopped over his head. Still in the air, Gamma spun around, sending a kick the back of Lenny's skull.

Gamma showed athleticism Lenny was almost jealous over. The man resembled a hyper-active monkey, bouncing and swinging like that. He rained leaves on Lenny's head, something that was at least a little obnoxious. His last bounce left a heavily cracked limb under him. Lenny followed Gamma's jump with crossed arms, hoping to block the next fist, but of course, Gamma had something else planned. The jump continued farther than Lenny's arms could block, leaving Lenny with a foot in the back of his head. "Unh.." It knocked both eyes in the same socket for a second. He shifted his weight, hoping to stop himself from falling. Still, he couldn't help but stumble. Instead of turning and letting the faster ninja box him across the jaws, he kept going forwards. He ran straight into the tree, enjoying a nice cracking noise as the limb tumbled out of the tree. Of course, he had no idea whether or not it would work. If Gamma wasn't right behind him, the limb would miss and Lenny would look like he had a mental handicap. He turned to see if he had just scored a hit or a new, insulting nickname.

Gamma laughed as his kick connected with the back of Lenny's cranium. He began to laugh even harder as Lenny began to tumble forwards, obviously trying to regain his footing. But what really had Gamma going was the fact that Lenny had tackled the tree. "Hahahaha!!!" But in almost that instant, almost as if karma came to take revenge on Gamma, a large branch from the tree flew swiftly towards , crashing into Gamma's stomach. Gamma flew back a bit and landed with his back on the ground. The branch had knocked the wind out of him and left him a bit dazed.

Lenny heard Gamma gasp as a healthy sized limb flopped into his stomach. It was Lenny's turn to cackle. "BAHahaha...ha.. hrm" He regained his composure and posed his usual seriousness, the struggled self control making his eyebrow twitch uncomfortable. He strolled over towards Gamma, offering a hand up."Continue?" He hoped one word would suffice as a question and not a command. Lenny could still feel a foot shaped bump on his head.

Gamma smirked. He held his hand up and took Lenny's hand. "Of course! Im not out of this fight yet." Gamma got back on his feet and dusted himself off, he nodded at Lenny, giving him the go ahead to move first.

Lenny grunted his approval and hopped back to his stance. The fight was going well. Solar rays began beating on his bald head, making his goose egg throb. Okay, the fairly well. The fight was going fairly well. A pebble had found its way into his sandal. Being an Stone ninja with fresh dirt under foot in a tai fight was about as helpful as being a snow nin in a volcano. Gamma was giving him the go ahead, but he still hesitated. His brain sifted through his moves, each one leaving him open in a massive way. Big men were meant for defense. "You start." He raised his eyebrows and prepared himself for another assault.

Gamma laughed and he began his sprint towards Lenny, "OK then!" Gamma then quickly flipped frontwards going into a handstand, after this he used his momentum to spring from this handstand and send a double-barreled kick to Lenny's chest.

There he goes again... Gamma was starting another one of those flippy-spinny-jumpy attacks. He spread his stance and took in a huge gulp of air, arching his eyebrows and grinding his teeth. HUU! The feet colided with his chest, straining against his sternum. Lenny slid, but stood firm, still managing to slam both arms on the nin's legs and push down. He followed it with an immediate elbow drop, falling after Gamma with the flat of his upper arm extended.

As Gamma crashed against Lenny something weird happened....he didn't budge. Gamma couldn't understand what was happening but soon understood when he heard Lenny's, "HUU!". Lenny had braced himself incredibly to absorb the attack. Gamma was impressed, but soon realized that he had no time for awe. Lenny slammed down on his legs causing him to hit the ground with a thud. He then followed this up this up with a swift elbow drop. Gamma quickly rolled to his left causing Lenny to slam into the ground, a heavy cloud of dirt flew up afterwords. Gamma took this as an opening, quickly jumping forward sending a punch to the downed Lenny's face.

OOC: I know it seems like a cheap shot but i couldn't resist lol

For the third time in the match, Lenny's eyes rolled over. A sickening crunch followed Gamma's fist. Lenny laid face down in the dirt, blood pooling from his nose. He looked up and saw Gamma face twist in shock. The air wavered into a murky brown. The single tailed badger stepped forward, the solidified air taking Gamma up into a tight fisted bear hug.

That would have been awesome. Lenny looked up at his opponent, a completely unscathed fellow without the slightest hint that the concussion driven mirage had done anything. Lenny's smile wiggled a tooth free, which proceeded to clatter to the ground. He jerked his arm as fast as he could, which, in hindsight, wasn't all that fast. Still, if he was in Gamma's position, he wouldn't have expected someone throwing bloody sand in his eye. The spar wasn't over, not yet.
ooc: cheap shots are okay, this isnt rp c:

Gamma stumbled back as the sand hit him in the face. Gamma went blind, the sand had entered his eyes and he rubbed them furiously trying to get as much sand as he could out. "Dammit!" Gamma knew he was in a bad situation, he couldn't see and Lenny was in the perfect posistion to launch an attack. Gamma jumped back a bit to give some distance between himself and Lenny, hoping that this would give him enough time to recover his eyesight.

Lenny stood up and strutted towards Gamma, trying to look as much like Jack Sparrow as a man with a broken nose and missing teeth could. "Ninja." He quoted, giving some explanation to the dirty tactic employed. Lenny walked over to the limb from earlier and gave it a practice swing. It was like picking up a sappling. The dirt crunched as quietly as Lenny could manage before he sent the limb crashing down towards Gamma's head. HUU! That last part was rather unneccessary, but Lenny would have felt like the attack would have been left wanting without it.

Gamma continued to rub his eyes until he felt a heavy blow crash against his skull. Gamma stumbled forward with his body falling lifelessly onto the gound. Blood leaking from his shattered skull and blood rushing from his battered ear drums. The fight was over. Lenny the survivor and Gamma the fallen.....

OOC: had to finish the fight off, about to start my tourny one lol

Lenny cried out in a newly aquired spanish accent. POR QUE?! He rushed to Gamma and reached into his pocket. "Here Goku, take this senzu bean... you have to live."